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shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

Chat 16 Aug 313,788 notes
  • me: why am i so funny
  • me: i don't know
  • me: *laughs*
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Photo 16 Aug 291,554 notes fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

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Photo 16 Aug 58,639 notes bluejaysaremagic:

stormrunner99:

becausebirds:

birdsarebetterthansnakes:

whumf:

birding

omg look at these little buddies

Disgustingly adorable.

birbs

lil’ balls of cute

bluejaysaremagic:

stormrunner99:

becausebirds:

birdsarebetterthansnakes:

whumf:

birding

omg look at these little buddies

Disgustingly adorable.

birbs

lil’ balls of cute

Text 16 Aug 161,404 notes

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

Photo 16 Aug 473,654 notes kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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Photo 15 Aug 141,334 notes h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

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via jae.
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please press enter

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

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Photo 15 Aug 88,155 notes ask-heichouu:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK


This pisses me off because if someone says have a nice day or have a good one to me I smile because those are actually pretty cool sayings like sit the fuck down old man we’re waiting to put you and your rude as fuck cards in your grave any day now so wait quietly and mind your business

ask-heichouu:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

This pisses me off because if someone says have a nice day or have a good one to me I smile because those are actually pretty cool sayings like sit the fuck down old man we’re waiting to put you and your rude as fuck cards in your grave any day now so wait quietly and mind your business

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ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck


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