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Text 7 Sep 228,101 notes

notbolin:

if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong

via meleeeeesa.
Text 7 Sep 247,539 notes

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix)

Text 7 Sep 398,148 notes

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

Photo 7 Sep 411,201 notes venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

Text 7 Sep 248,320 notes

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

Text 7 Sep 92,253 notes

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

Text 16 Aug 172,542 notes

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

Chat 16 Aug 318,384 notes
  • me: why am i so funny
  • me: i don't know
  • me: *laughs*
Video 16 Aug 413,305 notes

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Photo 16 Aug 297,338 notes fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

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Photo 16 Aug 59,550 notes bluejaysaremagic:

stormrunner99:

becausebirds:

birdsarebetterthansnakes:

whumf:

birding

omg look at these little buddies

Disgustingly adorable.

birbs

lil’ balls of cute

bluejaysaremagic:

stormrunner99:

becausebirds:

birdsarebetterthansnakes:

whumf:

birding

omg look at these little buddies

Disgustingly adorable.

birbs

lil’ balls of cute

Text 16 Aug 185,658 notes

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

Photo 16 Aug 508,877 notes kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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