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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster)

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  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke
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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

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deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

Text 27 Jul 338,763 notes

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

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laughcentre:

ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

bucketlist

Photo 17 Jul 110,359 notes dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)

dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)


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