I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
(Source: fucker-icons)
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
shipping is NOT purely about sex
shipping is NOT believing two characters are already in a relationship
shipping is NOT wanting the show/book/movie to be purely about your ship
shipping is NOT automatically ignoring the actual overall plot
shipping is NOT a game
shipping IS, however, personally interpreting two characters’ feelings for each other as romantic and wanting their feelings to come to fruition so they can be happy
thank
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE
flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps
why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love they neighbour
(Source: unrealendings)
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
